Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Woman Poisons 47 Police Officers, Avoids Punishment

OAP poisoned police with sandwiches

A pensioner whose sandwiches poisoned 47 police officers has been given a suspended jail sentence and ordered to obey a one-month night-time curfew.

Food safety officials said 70-year-old Muriel Morris received a four-month jail term, suspended for a year, and was ordered to pay £16,482.70p in costs.

A West Midlands Police spokesman confirmed that 47 officers experienced the effects of sickness, with several requiring hospital treatment for dehydration.

What do you think would happen to a man who did this?


  1. Well, i'd like to think i would buy him a drink..

  2. I think he'd get the shit beaten out of him by fellow officers. Then he'd get ass-raped in prison. Just a wild guess!