So I'm wicked because I happen to be a feminist? I loved your strawman too. No, I'm not some hag that wants some inverse of the current oppressive patriarchy(it hurts men too!) I want men and women to be equal and free to be who they are instead of their roles dictated by the patriarchy.
Why do you hate women so much? Feminism is working to free us and by extension, you men. I find your attitudes saddening. You're privileges will hurt you, please stop.